Read this next part out loud in your best movie blockbuster announcer voice: "In a world gone mad...one speaker...determined to survive at any cost...makes his way through ice and snow and first class airfare...with no sleep, no food, no sanity...driven only by his sheer and unbreakable will...to get to a keynote on time."

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Never has spending thousands of dollars felt so worthwhile, even though in the midst of it, I wanted to fall into a hole and die.

Happy audience + happy client = happy Greg.